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sleepy Ten Top Trivia Tips about WhiteIrisDown!
- Banging your head against WhiteIrisDown uses 150 calories an hour.
- WhiteIrisDown once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
- The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten WhiteIrisDown.
- There are more than two hundred different kinds of WhiteIrisDown.
- WhiteIrisDown was named after WhiteIrisDown the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
- There are six towns named WhiteIrisDown in the United States.
- Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from WhiteIrisDown.
- WhiteIrisDown can jump up to sixteen times her own height!
- The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of WhiteIrisDown!
- The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention WhiteIrisDown.
In my own defence,
1. I was not abused in a previous life, i was a terrible chess player
2. Those six cities were renamed after I left not because they were embarrased but because of my terrible bike riding habits and inability to miss town signs,
2. My parents like sappy movies and yellow things that go 'vroom'
4. I might have made up the asteroid belt but you have to admit that was a pretty slick way to get my name into the science text books (what?!? they didn't cite me ?!?)
5. It was either bathe them in beer or chocolate milk and I don't drink alcohol
6. 16 x 5 1/2 = 88, Sure I can jump up and down 88 times - the question is can the trampoline handle it!
7. And finally, Esther was in Persia at the time cooped up in a Hareem - you can't expect her to know everything.
